Quotes

"May we all stay crazy and live the bitchin' life!"
-- Robin Williams

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, 'Make me one with everything.'
-- Robin Williams (Bicentennial man)

"I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy."
-- Bern Williams

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
-- Robin Williams (commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair)

As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!
-- Alan Williams

I tried marijuana once. I did not inhale.
-- William J. Clinton

"Laws are made for us; we are not made for the laws.
-- William Milonoff

"Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious."
-- William Feather

Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.
-- William Shakespeare

You never know what is enough until you know what is more than enough.
-- William Blake

Human beings can alter their lives by altering their attitudes of mind.
-- William James

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars.
-- William Westmoreland

I must invent my own philosophical systems, or else be enslaved by other men's.
-- William Blake

The worst is not so long as we can say "This is the worst."
-- William Shakespeare (King Lear)

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.
-- William James

"Those who control their passions do so because their passions are weak enough to be controlled."
-- William Blake

"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
-- William Dement

"He that will not reason is a bigot, He that cannot reason is a fool, He that dares not reason is a slave."
-- William Drummond